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Studio Ghibli films → Kiki’s Delivery Service.
“We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki. Sometimes it’s not easy.”

(Source: misbehaviour, via totoros)

14 hours ago
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doctor-donna-detective:

calzonebetrayal:

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This speaks to me.

I thought the first one was like a shower and I was like please give me that shower

(Source: mystery-of-the-cake-topper, via just-some-belgian-girl)

14 hours ago
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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

18 hours ago
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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via touching-butts-with-cookies)

1 day ago
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zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

(Source: tyleroakley, via memewhore)

1 day ago
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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via just-some-belgian-girl)

14 hours ago
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via futureofmydays)

18 hours ago
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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via whoredinarygirl)

18 hours ago
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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(Source: snapchatting, via whoredinarygirl)

1 day ago
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