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dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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5 hours ago
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devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

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22 hours ago
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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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23 hours ago
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shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

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1 day ago
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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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1 day ago
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1967-chevvyimpala:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

mocridhe:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

mocridhe:

that-nerdy-kid:

i bet the supernatural fandom cant find a gif related to start trek.

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Pacman then. Can they do that?

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What about Thor/Loki?

WELLL I believe this is Thor’s hammer::

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And this guy was sort of Loki. 

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Okay.. Frozen then

Did I accidentally start a war with this fandom?

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By the way…

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2 days ago
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magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

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23 hours ago
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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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23 hours ago
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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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1 day ago
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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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1 day ago
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