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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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2 hours ago
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arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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3 hours ago
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Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

15 hours ago
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gallifrey-feels:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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that is beautiful

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16 hours ago
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karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

(Source: flowury, via moralsgone-valueshung)

1 day ago
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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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1 day ago
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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

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1 day ago
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eremiel-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

eremiel-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

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15 hours ago
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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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16 hours ago
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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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1 day ago
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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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1 day ago
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stability:

new olympic sport idea:

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1 day ago
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