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potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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16 hours ago
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dyannehs:

I mean, if I went ‘round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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